How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died