How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.