How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died