Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!