Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

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What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.