What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers