What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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One can raise a child

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer