What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

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Because he was a neck-romancer....

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers