Hickey Jokes

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.