Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.