Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Neck Romancer Jokes More Neck Romancer Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer