Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.