Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial