Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.