Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible