A neck-romancer
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A neck romancer.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
Ralph Neighder!
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
WHO-DINI
MOODOO.
Its arse.
spits*
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
TUH KEELLUHHH!!!
Because their horns don't work.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
The police made him bring it back again.
A wizard is never late.
Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.
Raise the woof!
Self-raising dead.