Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer