Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What kind of room has no walls?

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Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.