Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.