Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.