What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Neck Romancer Jokes More Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

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How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.