What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

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What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.