What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.