What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.