What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call a person with no nose or body?

Nobody nose!

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?