What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

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What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.