What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

Neck Romancer Jokes More Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top