What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Neck Romancer Jokes More Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?

He was outstanding in his field!

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"