How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.