How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.