What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen