Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
Because it was wearing underwear.
So they don't whistle on the way down.
Inke
Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
He was a little shellfish.
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me