What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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