Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when h...

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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