Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!