Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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they only had 2 trucks

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A Hot Cross Bunny

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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They have bear feet

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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Driving

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!