Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.