Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!