Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

What do you call women who are faster than me?

Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow