Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.