Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow