Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.