Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!