Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.