Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.