Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Because B-shells were too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.