Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.