Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.