What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know