What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.