What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us