What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.