What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.