What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!