A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
They always use the holy condoms.
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
Enjoy the silence.
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
They both multiply a lot.
Calculator!
