What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder