What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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A Christmas-Quacker!

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Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata