What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.