What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.