What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

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What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!