What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!