What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!