What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'