What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.