What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

Physics Professor Jokes More Physics Professor Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Scaler Jokes More Scaler Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.