What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers