Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!