Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second