Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.