Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p