Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.