Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.