What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.