What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!