What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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For the BOOOOze.

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K