What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James