What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds