What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.