What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.