What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.