What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots