What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

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How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.