What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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Why is a nosey pepper so annoying?

He's jalapeno business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"