What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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Why are jalapenos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeno business.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"