Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

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How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

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What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)