Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.