Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.