Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.