What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.