What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.