Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Because they take a fence to that.

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She was on fire.

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They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Notice me 10"

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."