Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."