What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"