What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure