What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure