What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.