What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!