What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.