Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.