Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....