Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 7 trees:)

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.