What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive