What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive