Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

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How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!