Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.