Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
You pull down their genes.
It checks the tornado watch.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
Pure Heroine by Lorde.
Polly
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.