Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.