8 Inch Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.