Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.