Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
A STOOL Pigeon
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
