Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.