Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.