Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.