How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.