How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.