How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.