How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?