How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.