How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath