How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.