How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.