How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

Skeleton Key Jokes More Skeleton Key Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.