How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer?

Because they were using a Berner Phone.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.