How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What's the smelliest breed of dog?

A poo-dle

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.