Because it scares the dog.
Full course dinner
In barkinglots.
Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
If they're black, they can't feed a family.
A space bar.
They have to use TWO hands.
Put a windshield in front of them
It scares their dogs too much
It scares the hell out of the dog
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Fall.
Pear pressure.
