Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

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Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.