Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's black and smells like people?

Black People

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.