Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

People Jokes More People Jokes

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil