What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What do you call a lost crayon?

a Strayola

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

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What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"