What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What did the right nut say to the left nut?

This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!