What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"