Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

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Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.