Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream