Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.