Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.