Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.