Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here