Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

Fruit Fly Jokes More Fruit Fly Jokes

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?