Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?