What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !