What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.