What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

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What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.