What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear