What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.