What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !