What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.