What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!