What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !