What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT