What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.