What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!