How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Crazy Person Jokes More Crazy Person Jokes

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.