How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

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What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.