How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.