How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.