Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before