Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.