Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.