Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!