Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.